-You pull out a mirror and reflect the sunlight onto stone to try and destroy it

-You take pictures of someone and try to make figurines out of them

-You make figurines in your undies

-You whistle the Earth God's Lyric and Wind God's Aria, hoping to randomly awaken a sage

-You talk to your boat

-You call any bird a Rito

-You will have a long snot coming out of your nose and when you sleep it turn into a bubble

-You randomly scream things and pretend you're link with pillow (shield) and Umbrella(bundled up, sword) in hand

-You dream of playing Wind Waker

-The only thing you every wear is the colour green

-When you attack an old man with a sword

-When you grab a leaf and jump off a cliff and hope to glide down slowly

-When you start writing in Hylian

-When you think everyone you meet is a character from Zelda Games

-When you have a pet bird named Medli

-When you have a fish named Ruto

-When you name the tree in your backyard Makar

-When your web browser's home page is set to a Zelda Website

-When you're afraid to go to school because you might be attacked by the boss
-When you name your horse Epona

-When you are trying to kill your grandfather's pig

-When you go to your relatives farm and go around chopping chickens with a knife

-You swipe high grass with any available blade in search for cash

-When you give food to a fish hoping that it give you a map

-When you take a bent piece of wood and throw it, thinking it'll come back to you

-When you use a telescope to try to find a captured girl in a tower

-When you give your Teacher 20 butterfly necklaces and expect to get a house in return

-When you start calling your younger sister Ayrll and you don't have a younger sister

-When you talk to a whale at Sea world and expect it to give you a pearl

-When you start looking for three triangle islands with statues on them to unlock the tower of the Gods

-When you start attacking people in lookout towers and submarines

-When you try to bottle a firefly and claim it's a fairy

-When you try to kill a large octopus

-When you expect a Large fairy to pop out if you did manage to kill a large octopus

-When you look for someone dressed in green at prison and offer to bust them out

-When you offer bait at a rat hole and expect a rat to come out and try to sell you things

-When you make a Mask and expect it to give you powers

-When you walk through sweres hoping to find your way to a sancutary